I’m a 21 year old male with a massive gut and I’m short, and I know the choreography to Single Ladies Diva Grown Woman Sweet Dreams Get Me Bodied Ego Suga Mama to the people who give me hate for this… Now sit down while I cut a rug and get my shit on!
have to go watch my brother play soccer in a bit …ughhhh… its not that I don’t like watching him play its that I have to get out of bed and put decent clothes on (i’m wearing trackies and ugg boots and a cardigan) and interact with people
White parents : May I come in?
My Parents: abre la pinche puerta quien chingaos te dio permiso de echarle seguro ni que tu pagaras los pinches biles.
Making cannelloni at 11:45PM
Como que era australiano el hijo de puta– My mum talking about a guy she used to study with from Chalatenango who was a white salvi and had a thing for her (he was creído as fuck apparently)
El Sensuntepecano: the amount of hate Marisela de... →
lasiguanaba: salvadoran-bean: the amount of hate Marisela de Montecristo is getting on the FB page is ridiculous. idk why they’re calling her ugly. she’s not ugly at all! and i’m not even being biased! she has these amazing facial features that, because they are not geared towards traditional beauty standards [having very… I agree. Ella es beautiful. fuck those eurocentric assholes She...
I really shouldn’t complain about being fat when I eat a shitload of fries at 1:30AM but I’m going to anyway so yeah
So my mum is making pupusas so i guess that means I’m gonna go into cardiac arrest ugh
ianfrances: Portland crowd: “Kids! Kids! Kids!” Andrew: “No, not Kiss. We’re not Kiss. We’re MGMT.”
Listening to R.A.M at 4:42am and I swear I’m experiencing this record on a whole other level omg I think I’m seeing colours floating around me ugh.
I am such an asshole -_-
Yo no tengo ningún razón para estar celoso porque...
Pero todavía no paro de sentirme así porque en el adentro yo siempre te e querido y nunca voy a dejar de quererte