So I bought these CK undies (trunks) a while ago and i decided to wear the today. They fit perfectly but whenever I sit down or bend over or just move, the back part rises so far up I end up looking like I’m wearing short shorts or slutty undies. … I’m pretty sure that this is an indication that I have a voluptuous ass.
I better be coming home with some clothes or shoes or a video game or even some new jocks when I go to the shops later on today…
It is so cold in my room right now that if I move at all, all of my appendages will snap off like icicles…
In serious need of a vodka and lemonade…or two, maybe three.
I am terrified by this dark thing that sleeps in me.– Sylvia Plath (via transformfeminism)
Sitting on my bathroom floor crying atm … Yeah, this is shit
I need to get out of here…
The beauty of things is that they must end.– Jack Kerouac, Tristessa (via lionskeleton)
There is nothing like a dream to create the future– Victor Hugo, French poet & visual artist
Complains about being fat Eats junk food 24/7
… That feeling, please, not again…
So many life decisions, very little time… Dies anyone want to make them for me, this shit is hard!
You never know how someone truly feels unless you ask them…
ben-goldwassers-beard: The older I get the more i suspect there’s a trick